we fell that every 1 on this site are funny people though ther are a few who hav bad braeth but we are not naming. we are trying our hardest to help sum people but there breath is to bad. this does not apply tyo stead as his breath is beyond control a big up 2 every 1 lots of love dan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
we fell that every 1 on this site are funny people though ther are a few who hav bad braeth but we are not naming. we are trying our hardest to help sum people but there breath is to bad. this does not apply tyo stead as his breath is beyond control a big up 2 every 1 lots of love dan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BEKI!!!! im ok thanks i dont wanna touch no armpits because idont wanna loose my hands because your razor armpit hairs and acidic b.o. would fuk my hands up!! in a bit hannah heron look a like
Just wanna say big up to the return of MILK. It's about time it came back i was dying with out the laughter i got out of it! LOL at the Gemma (im a big fat manbeast) Walsh article.
Hello I am Paul Breathman,I have got the smellyist breath anyone has ever smelt, it smells like Lee Byrnes house, and when I breathes it's green for some reason!!!I have tried to brush my teeth but the toothbrush just melts into my skin because when I go to brush my teeth my spots open and acid leeks out and burns the toothbrush away.....well It's either my breath that does that or the acid from my spots!!Can anyone help me.Also I don't have a house because I live in kningstanding,and someone robbed it off me.....please feel sorry for me I have no car either. When I'M older I'm going to be A girotechnician like my father.Goodbye, Steadman.x
Wah blow, peeps well u take da piss look at me Im Galaxy Man,I drive around in the Black Mobile.....Stead here is a few pounds,go and buy ur toothpaste.Also Bekie, here is a razor......shave em off....joke.Until next-time peeps.Laterz Japes!!!!! Oh yeh Lee looks like a toilet-brush wiv no foreskin!!!!!!!
YEAH U ERD, U LOOK LIKE THAT PAKI FROM EASTENDERS SEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IF U WANT ILL MAKE U FEEL MY FUCKIN ARMPITS SO U CAN TELL I DONT HAVE THEM!!!!!! I DO WASH WERE NOT ALL LIKE PAUL STED WHO HAS NO HYGENE STANDARDS!!!
ooh sean u hard man, jus cuz ur blak u think every 1 wont say ne thin back, well uv met ur match!!!! u smelly afgan!!!!!!u fancy claire b and ur a coco pop who aint got pubes!!!!!! IT OKAY THO CUZ U ROB OLD LADIES PENSION BOOKS 4 FUN!!u nigga!!!!!
im a jew with no forskin and i often stick pork on my bell end so it looks like skin but i get hungry and eat it for dinner cuz tracey doesnt feed me!! i want to go bak home to afghan but im to poor to pay for a boat ride there! i wear pyjama wraps to the mosque and i pray to jah on weeknites!!
hi my names andy sugden and i pik my nose on my coat!! i fancy jp but he doesnt like me cuz i hav a small penis!! how do i enlarge my dik? HELP ME SOME ONE
duz ne 1 feel sorry for Breathman (steadman)? i no he smells but he has a hard time living in kingstanding, having four eyes, having no car, having a gap in his teeth,having carpet sids, having a mom named eileen!! the list is endless but me do feel sorry for him!!
can anyone tell me where shit breath gets his clothes from, u see ive jus found an ugly motha of an elf in my garden who i thought was shit breath but wen i spoke to him, i never had to wear a protective face sheild so my skin wouldnt melt!!!!! any way back to the point he needed some new clothes i jus wanted to no if he has to buy barbie's boyfriend to get his clothes?? any help? thanks xxxx
ahh thats what it is then galaxy man, mulligan told me wen u made him jiv u a bum wash it tasted like liqurice!!!! seriouse wots wit scneff n that bush girl?? u dont have to prove ur a stud cuz now uv crossed the line of a girls niker molester to a damn FOOL!!!!!!!!!! listen and recognise!!!
wah gwaarn blood!! its de hot choclotate coming to say a few words!!! well me dont hav no problems wid anybody but u's all can kiss my blak ass (tastes like snikers) DIs sites heavy de way u can send messages!! Any until next time all u mother fukas breath stinks so do summit bout it! IN A BIT. 1 love. Jah bless. Easy rastafari. Peace out. Nuff respect.Bo Selecta i iz de origanal Coco pop! KEEP IT REAL
i wear a gumshield allday long and smoke like a chimney, my pupes r shaved into the shape of a tennis racket, an i sniff knickers, my balls were replaced with tennis balls and i was born wiv a tennis racket shuved up my arse. i am a convicted rappist wiv a custodial sentance of 7 years, an i got bumbbed in prison and my parol officer shuved a tennis racket up my bum when he came an visited me in tennis prison!!!! inabit ladies love ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? hahahahahahah
Now peopel it is obvious who is goin 2 b writing this but let me jusat say Yes I have help with this. Now lets find some new peeps to pack. There is this girl and her name is Gemma Walsh, she tries to look good and do herself up but it just dont work, you see at birth someone must have stamped on her face repeatedly, and then must've inserted some rubber tires into her stomach, cuz she has many rolls.Her titties r v small and her forehead is pretty big.Maybe you could get a plastic surgoen to get it right for you but it wud cost much money that u dont have you common tramp.Maybe you should start up a club called "I LOOK LIKE A MAN CLUB" and then you and hannah crehan could be your friend.Well I ent even goin to start on her its been a long time since milk was formed and I will announce that once a month there will Be a MILK online. the next one will be April 20th 2002 so look out for it.Well there are a few peeps that do piss me off but.Mainly they will get there cummupance at the end of the year....TRUST ME i have many plans for you.so people if you enjoy this milk let me know online and tell me on this site.So biggin it up 2 all da people who supported me in writin this and guess wot it werent da usual suspects. Now see you soon milk fans.
There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!There's only one David Seaman!!!!!!!And Brendan let me tell you you are da biggest pussy that the world has ever seen.you were once a jolly old fellow who had many friends but you met a slut slag horin bitch named Hannah(No sex b4 marriage) Crehan.Well now seein as you try n listen into convercations that other people have here is what we say. "she is a man...just like Gemma Walsh" "she has taken bren away from us" "Ha she looks like a giant tea cup" "Do u fink her mum is a tea cosy" and "Im gona stamp on your head Brendan Hannah you piss us off."So many thanx peeps Laters.
Biggin up 2 da both ov yas....didn't expect there 2 b so much about me.Well Im laughin it off.So I fink im gona pack it on someone else now so In a bit peeps Japes.
Biggin it up 2 ya fatty. You see well it's alrite taking the PISS OUT OV US BUT LETS NO GET TOO PERSONAL!!!Well lets see some-how you didn't make my day at all, I've had alot more women than you and let me tell you......YOU WERE THE WORST....AND THE UGLIEST!!!I can't say that I'm da prettiest ov blokes but you just kill it.Anywayz this website ent for takin the piss so just laugh it off like I have.Chillit Beefzilla.Japes
ez jp's luvin the site but u really hav issues!!!!talkin of needin toothpaste thers this kid "Grant hughes" who is an alrite kid but man he has stinky breath but its not as bad as green and shit breath!! Gemma walsh is a cross between a beaver and a beast!!!!claire b looks like fat danielle,lee b looks like a imigrant and has hair like my dog taz!mulligan sniffs nickers and wears tennis shoes and well as 4 chris walker he thinks he is a toothless george micheal!partly true i know!!!til next time peace, love an nuff respect"gym and beck"!!!!P.S tea an coffee get sum luvin u saps!!!
Jp u think that u hav no problems but when it comes to playing away was it gemma who made your day there must b something wrong if you call me a man beast what u tryin 2 say that u are a batty boy
They like to lick each others asses out all the time they love it thats why there teeth looks so dirty its just the skid marks from each others arses daneil zooch looks like andy sugden of Emmerdale and john paul gets of with all the rat girls. Brendan no longer speaks to them and i dont blame him When they learn to grow up a bit they might realise how stupid they look i have had a laugh reding these messages hope you do too
To the titch, Hannah, Brendan, rachael and the sadd-act crew. [#8]
Now lets see, we have the two sad-acts who have no friends, who want sex after marriage, but cant do it cuz ov the bad breath that hannah has and the belly of brendans gets in the way. Now titch, you really do have breath problems, well a soloution to this would be to include toothpaste in your daily routine, and just start to eat your vegetables cuz guess wot...they can make you grow. Now rachel, you have really funny feet, they look like Bruce Forsyths feet, you smell and once you did look like Henrik Larrson. Now for John Paul.....maybe he has 4eyes,but he is a really funny person but he does have his own problems....but im not even going to start on him.AIIIIIIIIIII laterz!
Now even though he has 4 eyes the mouth department makes us all laugh. With the many roes of teeth its not so bad cus the breath cant get through but all the while dont crack a smile cus trust were laughin at you
We are saddacts and we whisper in each others ears all day long, we want to be in the school photo but no-one will let us!!my breath smells like tea. we believe in sex after marriage and we do not have a life we only lick each others bums at night time, and me (hannah) had a dirty greasy smelly shit in the toliets and everyone around couldn't breath like my mom in the mornings cos of the breath problem i got.
There's supposed to be an education fair (again?) at Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) this weekend, so I might just go over there and check things out.
Even though I'm not too enthused about going with the person I'm going there with. Hrms.
I need to go out more during the weekends, but I hardly know anyone who is all that free to go out whenever they want to. I hate being stuck at home doing homework (since most of the area here is closed on Sundays) with nowhere to go.
If only my friends aren't so busy with school and college too. Hmm. Well, heck, I'm busy as well, I shouldn't even be complaining, but...
One can get wholly sick of homework and assignments, you know.
